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Butcher

A boy who has destroyed a large number of girls while having sex with them
I heard about that guy, he's a right Butcher
by EverybodyLovesChicken May 25, 2011
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butcher's kiss

A 'butcher's kiss' is a prank or revenge act a menstruating woman can play on her sleeping partner (or any other sleeping person).

The intention is to leave a bloody smear across the victim's face or body, which is the 'butcher's kiss', by direct contact with the labia. Extra props are given if the victim is not roused during the act. Further props are given if the victim is still unaware of the butcher's kiss while in public.
"I thought we were cool again, but as soon as I fell asleep she gave me a full-on butcher's kiss. When I woke up she was laughing at me with that asshole Bob. She'd taken pictures and put them online.

I swear, man, I can't live with my mom anymore."
by _CherryPip_ March 4, 2010
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botched

a person who looks like they have had facial plastic surgery such as a face lift, nose job, lip fillers.
don’t you think ellie looks botched?
by lottiethotty April 20, 2018
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Wooly Butcher

A gentleman who has a large amount of hair, especially in the pubic region.
"He was so hairy. A proper wooly butcher"

"I had a back, sack and crack cos i didn't want her to think i was a wooly butcher"
by theliarwithin April 20, 2009
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Pig butchering

Part of an online scam technique (e.g. romance scam or Nigerian prince fraud). Refers to the process of fattening up a pig (in this context, means getting someone well and truly hooked) before killing it. Also a verb, to pig butcher someone.
From a crypto currency forum: “Anyone here fallen victim to pig butchering and willing to share details of how it happened?:
by Vardie September 16, 2023
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Fat Bitched

an ugly or unattractive or fat or just a bitch

a guy makes plans with knowing he is going to blow her off! Hence the term fat bitched
Hey man didnt you have a date last night?
Yeaa i fat bitched that hoe
by Pimpin420 July 27, 2011
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wood butcher

a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)
If that wood butcher comes to the door again, I'm gonna sue the pants off of him.
by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008
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