by Wafflessssss April 4, 2022
Get the Brendonmug. The most retarded piece of shit ever to exist.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.
Stop your acting like the brendon. If you don't stop acting like the brendon your going to die alone.
by THE BRENDON November 21, 2023
Get the THE BRENDONmug. A former member of Panic at the Dicksco and helped Taylor Shit make her most watched music video on YouTube besides Shake It Off.
He also pees on a bunch of people he collaborates with, given his name.
He also pees on a bunch of people he collaborates with, given his name.
Brendon Urine: I left Panic at the Dicksco and collaborated with Taylor Shit so she can get more famous.
Taylor Shit: WHAT?
Brendon Urine: Yes, and I tried to give you something yellow drink.
Taylor Shit: What is it.
Brendon Urine: We’ll my last name says so.
Taylor Shit: WHAT?
Brendon Urine: Yes, and I tried to give you something yellow drink.
Taylor Shit: What is it.
Brendon Urine: We’ll my last name says so.
by gregben May 14, 2023
Get the Brendon Urinemug. by 405 South November 23, 2021
Get the Brendonmug. oh look out, its brendon
by BIGBALLS227 November 28, 2023
Get the Brendonmug. Person 1: “Brendon Urie? Don’t know who that is.”
Person 2: “He’s evil Lin Manuel Miranda”
Person 1: “Ohhhh! Thats the guy you were talking about!”
Person 2: “He’s evil Lin Manuel Miranda”
Person 1: “Ohhhh! Thats the guy you were talking about!”
by oprah (yes it’s really me) May 14, 2025
Get the Brendon Uriemug. Brendon is a fuck boy, street thug, drug addict who cannot control his anger. He calls you family one minute but then calls you every name in the book the next.. He’s pooked out 90% of the time and it never fares well with whomever he’s fucking at the time. He can’t settle down in one place because he thinks every one is out to get him. He’s also a compulsive liar, and has no issues hitting a woman if you make him mad enough. He’ll reel you in with his charm but he’s just a snake in the grass ladies, so beware! He likes Batman, crispy bacon, rap, hair and teeth. If you meet Brendon fucking run the other way as fast as you can. Save yourself from excruciating pain and drama he rains down.
by Redhot_temper81 November 25, 2024
Get the Brendonmug.