by 405 South November 23, 2021
Get the Brendonmug. The most retarded piece of shit ever to exist.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.
Stop your acting like the brendon. If you don't stop acting like the brendon your going to die alone.
by THE BRENDON November 21, 2023
Get the THE BRENDONmug. Brendon is a great person! He defends his friends and always follows a certain code. He also simps for rich boys!
by Thatonesimp June 2, 2020
Get the Brendonmug. by have bren January 8, 2024
Get the Brendon Cirakymug. Brendon is a fuck boy, street thug, drug addict who cannot control his anger. He calls you family one minute but then calls you every name in the book the next.. He’s pooked out 90% of the time and it never fares well with whomever he’s fucking at the time. He can’t settle down in one place because he thinks every one is out to get him. He’s also a compulsive liar, and has no issues hitting a woman if you make him mad enough. He’ll reel you in with his charm but he’s just a snake in the grass ladies, so beware! He likes Batman, crispy bacon, rap, hair and teeth. If you meet Brendon fucking run the other way as fast as you can. Save yourself from excruciating pain and drama he rains down.
by Redhot_temper81 November 25, 2024
Get the Brendonmug. A disgustingly amazing friend. He is always willing to help you out if you mention a problem your having he the first to offer a solution. He may seem indifferent et at times but he has a lot to say.
He is sarcastic and likes very very dark humor. He is not easy to read and you can’t always tell what he’s thinking and he won’t tell you his thoughts but he shows he cares by his actions. He is horny but won’t ever find a girlfriend because he doesn’t want and because he scares them away. If you ever have a crush on him youll get jealous a lot because he talks to any girl and gives no one special treatment so you won’t know of he likes you or not. Probably best to avoid a Brendon if emotions happen.
He is sarcastic and likes very very dark humor. He is not easy to read and you can’t always tell what he’s thinking and he won’t tell you his thoughts but he shows he cares by his actions. He is horny but won’t ever find a girlfriend because he doesn’t want and because he scares them away. If you ever have a crush on him youll get jealous a lot because he talks to any girl and gives no one special treatment so you won’t know of he likes you or not. Probably best to avoid a Brendon if emotions happen.
There goes that pedophile Brendon again... luring little kids to his white beetle.
Brendon loves Jesus... so much so he wants to look like him.
Brendon loves Jesus... so much so he wants to look like him.
by Schwifty bits December 26, 2019
Get the Brendonmug. Person 1: “Brendon Urie? Don’t know who that is.”
Person 2: “He’s evil Lin Manuel Miranda”
Person 1: “Ohhhh! Thats the guy you were talking about!”
Person 2: “He’s evil Lin Manuel Miranda”
Person 1: “Ohhhh! Thats the guy you were talking about!”
by oprah (yes it’s really me) May 14, 2025
Get the Brendon Uriemug.