Brendan 

Brendan is the literal GOD of sex. The male version of aphrodite. He is one of the sexiest man alive and is a must do in bed. His cock is the biggest compared to everyone else. He will fufill your wildest dreams.

Person 1 "OMG I had Brendan in bed last night and it was AMAZING"
Person 2 "Your so lucky to sleep with him, I'm going to try tonight"
Person 1 "To late, I already asked him."

Brendan by The know it all guy March 21, 2022

Brendan 

Deformed Teletubby

Brendan is a Deformed Teletubby

Brendan by GormandEgg March 29, 2022

Brendan 

Brendan brendan brendan

Omg brendan brendan brendan how are you?

Brendan by DD2468 July 17, 2022

Brendan 

when you first meet Brendan, he’s the sweetest, sexiest, funniest person you’ll ever meet and then you’ll end up falling in love with him and then he will fall in love with you and you’ll both date and have the greatest sex ever and be the happiest couple but then time will go by and he won’t give you any attention anymore and talk to other girls, probably even cheat on you and then have the audacity to break up with you and tell people you cheated on him! which never will be true because Brendan is insecure and has always wanted to play the victim. The name “Brendan” can also be interchangeable to the term “asshole.” Anyone who does find a Brendan be careful cuz they’re fast to switch up! Although the sex is great the only thing that’s bigger than his dick is his ego.

Guy 1 : yo you see that guy emotionally and mentally abusing that girl over there?

Guy 2: oh come on man! Don’t you know? that’s egotistical Brendan

Brendan by Clee torris September 6, 2022

brendan 

the worst guy you’ll ever meet. Very sweet at first then crushes your life, don’t date him.

person 1: “Man, i really like brendan”
person 2: “you shouldn’t, he’s trouble”

brendan by funnygummy6969 October 2, 2022

Brendan 

Brendan is the type of flop to think he's funny. He always thought he ate when in reality he really didn't. He can be a massive slut having up to 5 boyfriends at once. Don't become friends with Brendan unless you have excellent fighting skills because he will try to fight you every fucking day.

Brendan thought he ate.

Brendan by Bussymaster December 16, 2022

Brendan 

a fucking narc

“Fuck Brendan he’s a terrible person”

Brendan by Tagzyy May 24, 2023