A very pretty girl who is a great friend when you get to know her. Shes good at anything she does (especially dance) usually has long hair with blonde highlights and brown eyes sometimes she can be a white girl tho
by elleshelle<3 December 26, 2016

A ‘Classic Brandi’ is the act of presenting info as fact, only to very quickly realize those facts are false.
by BellaBee210 May 14, 2019

A male or female (gender neutral) who is all about “the presentation” of themselves and/or their kids, partner, pet, spouse (family) etc... wearing ONLY brand name clothing, sunglasses, purses, etc
That girl I met today was very “brandie” she was sporting Ray-bans,an Abercrombie T-shirt , North Face jacket, Ugg boots, an Apple Watch and a Kate Spade purse!
by BLT502 December 28, 2018

by Big Boy Bruce June 24, 2023

by Zip the zippy January 31, 2021

A horribly gruesome case of runny chunky trots that looks like Wolf Brand Chili (with or without beans depending on consistency). There are 3 levels of “The Wolf Brandies” - no beans, mild, and spicy.
Burl: Bro I just ate 5 quadruple layer burritos from Toxic Hell...where’s your bathroom?
Chance: Ya, I totally smelled those rancid farts you’ve been blowin in my direction. It’s down the hall and to the left.
Burl: Thanks dude. I feel a horrible case of the Wolf Brandies coming on...EXTRA SPICY.
Chance: Ya, I totally smelled those rancid farts you’ve been blowin in my direction. It’s down the hall and to the left.
Burl: Thanks dude. I feel a horrible case of the Wolf Brandies coming on...EXTRA SPICY.
by Government Cheese Eater December 14, 2020

by Southcashif January 24, 2025
