brand bot

A Brand BOT is an automated crawler or ROBOT that visits websites usually when links to a site are posted on Twitter to see whether the "Brand" is mentioned within the posted webpage.

These Brand BOTS make up a large majority of BOTS that visit a site during a Twitter Rush and do nothing to benefit the site in question. They usually just overload the sites server, often causing a slow down that effects the speed of a loading webpage.

Stupid Brand BOTS took my site down during a Twitter Rush when I posted that link to my new blog article in a Tweet.

I am going to fill my .htaccess file up with every Brand BOT I can find and ban them from visiting my site.

by TripleDipped February 28, 2020

kroger branded

When one settles for the generic instead of the genuine article. Used primarily when a guy goes for an easy girl.

i.e. " Matt totally Kroger branded that deal when he started dating her"

" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"

by Daniel Holbrook August 24, 2008

Brand Punishment

Punishing someone, usually a teenager, by depriving them of brand name items and buying generic or store brand items instead.

My Mom bought me 'Juicy Magic' instead of 'Juicy Juice' and 'chocolate cremes' instead of Oreo's because I have been such an ass to her. She is such a bitch with her brand punishment.

by MetalGuru April 5, 2009

brand loyalty

Extent of the faithfulness of "consumers" to a particular "brand" {aka name} , expressed through their repeat "purchases" {aka sexual encounters}, irrespective of the marketing pressure generated by the competing brands {aka other names}

Simple terms: sleeping with mutliple people of the same name

Whatever... it isn't cheating, they have the same name- its brand loyalty!

by whiteoakgrl17 January 11, 2011

Petrus brand

Drug delarr

Guy- who is petrus brand

Her- local drug delarr

by Sexy beast JD December 29, 2019

Bro-brand

A tattoo on the lower back of a male.

First used by Artin Aghamalian

"Dude... that guy has a tramp stamp!" - Guy 1
"No, Dude. That is a bro-brand." - Artin

by SweetN8 July 30, 2014

brand journalist

An individual who explains and promotes a company's brand through their writing. This can include a blog, book, website, press releases, or internal communication. This person will explain the culture, vision and values of a company. They don't create these things but do share them through writing.

Trader Joe's has great brand journalist who write for the Fearless Flyer

by mark guadagnoli June 14, 2014