by Lyle s July 30, 2022

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

by Arloarlo April 23, 2022

The blandest of bland people, typically white folk. These people usually suck the life out of any situation with their overwhelming dullness.
"I got stuck in a conversation with Chad at the party, it was like talking to a log!"
"God I know! He's white on both ends"
"God I know! He's white on both ends"
by 6tee9er August 7, 2022

"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "
"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
by T4Y March 16, 2021

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"
*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"
*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
by sponky November 1, 2020
