Cock-Blocking

An act wherin a kind soul will hit on a chick who has been stalking his friend so that the friend may pursue intimate relations with a hotter chick.

Dude, that guy was cock blocking Christine when you were trying to get with Lisa. You definently owe him one man.

by samoaneminem January 14, 2004

Jew-blocking

When someone, not nescessarily jewish, attempts to do something stereotypically jewish (trying not to pay, trying to steal money, breaking glasses etc...) and then someone intervenes making them unable to carrying their plan out.

"no i wont pay for you, you're going to have to pay ypur half"

"Dude, dont be jew-blocking me"

by The orginal shermantrix October 26, 2009

blocking the extra point

(v.) slang for anal sex

He wasn't too sure he'd bust a nut, until she wanted him to block the extra point.

by TommyOkktane December 30, 2003

Olympic cock blocking

Just added this year as a new sport. United States did not win, neither did China. Actually, the Vatican city won the gold medal in cock blocking, both singles, doubles, and relay cock blocking.

Nobody fucks with the vatican Olympic cock blocking team.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2016

MSN blocking

another way of saying muthaphukin

Our MSN blocking “seniors” don’t care so really don’t have much of a choice

by Eltizzle May 27, 2009

blocking out

Excluding oneself of all social gatherings and media.

“Blocking out myself out for the night”

by HUODPF June 29, 2018

e-cock blocking

v. to prevent ones friend from engaging in sexual activities by use of electronic means ie. facebook, myspace, AIM, YIM, Email, MSN

Random guy :"Broseph, what the shit. Why did you post that shit on facebook, you're totally e-cock blocking"

Javier "Yo man i totally just played tonsil hockey with this chick"

Dustin "haha dude im so gunna post that shit on facebook"

Javier "dude you are such a douche for e-cock blocking me"

by No you do February 24, 2009