A disorder that causes you to get fired from your hit TV sitcom, start sleeping with porn stars and become addicted to cocaine.
A.K.A. Charlie Sheen-itus
A.K.A. Charlie Sheen-itus
by themotoboy April 2, 2011
Get the Bi-Winning mug.Charlie Sheen was on a tv show called Two and a half men, he got a argue with his producer and now is winning at home. He's not bi-polar, he's bi-winning.
by tsunaze March 23, 2011
Get the bi-winning mug.Involves periods of elevated or irritable moods, alternating with periods of depression. 99.99% of the world's population calls this bi-polar disorder. The other 0.01% (aka- Charlie Sheen) call this "bi-winning".
by DaNerdling March 26, 2011
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Charlie sheen: bipolar? Bi-WINNING. I win here I win there. Got tigers blood, man
Charlie sheen: bipolar? Bi-WINNING. I win here I win there. Got tigers blood, man
by Savvy6o7 April 5, 2011
Get the Bi-winning mug.A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".
Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.
Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?
(awkward pause)
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?
(awkward pause)
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
by MartinSheen March 22, 2011
Get the Bi-winning mug.The act of being a winner at every end of the social spectrum. Similar to Bipolar, except way more awesome.
Charlie Sheen is not Bipolar, he's Bi-winning.
by GreenLantern8714 March 18, 2011
Get the Bi-Winning mug.Not to be confused with bipolar in an interview. Bi-Winning is winning here, winning there. Charlie Sheen is the only one who claims to be able to do this all the time.
Interviewer: Some would say your bipolar
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that even mean?... I'm Bi-Winning, I win here and I win there.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that even mean?... I'm Bi-Winning, I win here and I win there.
by nahmanthataintme March 25, 2011
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