Bathroom

What Americans call a toilet, even if it has no bath in it.

John went and shat in the bathroom as he could not find a toilet in America.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Bathroom math

During a toilet sesh, needing to go number one and number two at the same go, totaling three.

Rudigger: Yo buddy, why were you in the stall so long?

Jim: Got tied up with some bathroom math.

by Just Dewar April 7, 2009

bathroom picnic

eating, drinking, pooping, and peeing at the same time

"Soo hungry and thirsty, Oh man I have to poop and pee too, waaaaa."
"Bromandude, I think it is time that you learned the ways of the bathroom picnic."

by Nefarious McClatchahands October 21, 2009

bathroom jenga

A contest in which roommates do not flush the toilet after defecating such that the feces piles up in a manner similar to the building of the tower in the game of jenga. The loser is the one who either gives in first and flushes the toilet or resorts to doing his or her business outside.

Bill and Tommy played a game of bathroom jenga that lasted for three weeks. It ended in a draw when DHS was called and the house was condemned.

by Motel-Eight January 2, 2010

bathroom drunk

The level of drunkenness that has you hugging a toilet puking for ages and eventually passing out on the bathroom floor.

Person 1:"Was Mindy drinking last night?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding? Mate she got bathroom drunk"

by Shevvi November 2, 2014

Bathroom nesting

The process of creating a nest of the floor of the bathroom out of towels and blankets. This is usually done because someone is too drunk or otherwise sick and is constantly throwing up.

"Hey man, have you seen Roger?"

"He's bathroom nesting in there. He even took my pillow. "
"Poor bugger."

by Tisigornorich March 7, 2015

bathroom bitch

A man who regularly leaves the work area "to use the bathroom" accompanied by his mini ipad or cell phone everyday for at least two 40 minute periods on a set schedule, usually at 9:45am & 1:30 pm, thereby abandoning his co-workers who must do additional work in his absence.

Additionally, this person & another of his ilk always use the third toilet stall, which is a luxury stall that is larger than the other two, also known as "bay 3".

"Hey Johnny, it's really busy today, I'm having a hard time keeping up with all these walk in repairs, have you seen dippy or sippy?"

"No Larry I haven't, those bathroom bitches have been taking turns in bay 3 all day, we'll have to step up like usual and get it done by ourselves"

by monkeematic October 4, 2016