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Dude, he is such a Brett.
Brett by Salmon baked June 10, 2022
Sometimes a normal guy, other times the worst guy you'll ever meet. Most likely a jock, who talks like a rapper from the mid 2010's. Also likely says offensive things, and decides if he was joking based on other people's reactions.
Brett: Black people suck!
Micheal: Dude, that's offensive.
Brett: I was just jokin', dude!
Brett by IHateBrett July 2, 2022
Brett is the definitive sigma male, he succeeds in life and in relationships without actively engaging in social interaction. Brett is introverted and shuns mainstream society, yet still manages to be a successful man who is popular with women
Man, what a Brett, he’s a maverick, a lone wolf
Brett by MAGAMOFO July 7, 2022
Leader of the Puny Pecker People, because his puny pecker is so unbelievably small that you cant even see it with a microscope. But he still get any girl he wants, and is extremely hot and sexy.
"OMG LOOK ITS BRETT"
Brett by PUNYPECKERPETER July 10, 2022
Brett is such a single-berry!
Brett by Expertsir July 22, 2022
Brett is super athletic especially at football and is always nice to everyone. His super popular and is one of the best friends you can have. Girls love him because he is charming and athletic.
Brett is a really nice person and a great friend is the reason why he is so popular
Brett by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023