Play Basketball

The act of one or more person(s) doing cocaine

Woah!!! Lets Go Play Basketball, Michael!!

by Seedlessmota January 16, 2011

basketball facial

The act of making a basketball shot with a defender right in front of you

Did you see that Ron?! That defender just got a basketball facial

by CurtHolls March 8, 2015

Purdue Basketball

Purdue basketball is mediocre basketball at best. Purdue has never made it to an NCAA final four game because they can never win when it matters, or their coaching is garbage. This comes as no surprise to anyone that knows anything about college basketball. They are the 3rd best team in Indiana behind Butler (2nd) and Indiana (1st). This basketball program is very jealous of everything Indiana University has accomplished, hence why they are so angry all the time. Also, they are never good because no “good” basketball recruit wants to play for such a shitty program that has never established a “tradition” like other successful basketball programs that are located a few hours away.

Ross: Why does that team lose so much?
Jon: Probably because they play just like Purdue basketball.
Ross: Oh yeah, that basketball team is always a joke.

by TheBossManHoosier April 6, 2011

basketball player

rapist see kobe byrant

by dragon September 3, 2003

Basketball ass

A smelly, sweaty, stank ass.

You ain't getting in my bed with that basketball ass! You needs to shower fool!

by GrahamCracker May 31, 2016

basketball wedgy

When a basketball gets lodged between the backboard and rim, resulting in a jumpball

My shot resulted in a basketball wedgy

by KGBillionaratio April 25, 2017

Basketball Widow

A woman whose mate chooses watching playoff basketball during the months of March to June each year rather than spending time with her.

The new bride had no idea that she would become a basketball widow during March Madness.

by Willsmo Phelps III June 16, 2016