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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
mugGet the gab my blabster, bashersmug.

bate bay body bashers

2017 whomp off Australia champions. A bodysurfing club based in the bate Bay Area of Cronulla that do weekly meet ups every Sunday at 7:30am
Let’s go to gate 8 and bodysurf with the bate bay body bashers this Sunday
by Corey sainsbury November 19, 2018
mugGet the bate bay body bashersmug.

gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
mugGet the gab my blabster, bashersmug.

Raisin Basher

A woman who has a severe hate for a man with "Raisin sized testicles".
Did you hear about jannet crushing that pathetic mans raisins? I think i'll call her "raisin basher".
by KnowBalls February 22, 2009
mugGet the Raisin Bashermug.

tittie basher

A person who has no feet is called a titte basher
Monica gets called a “ tittie basher ” at school because she has no feet
by Monica Nelson yea ? September 29, 2017
mugGet the tittie bashermug.

Basher

the new epic game where each person contributes one word to a collective story.
"hey dud you see that story up on basher.app?"
"lmao yea rated it five stars it's great"
by Bairgh O L'Gharigh July 21, 2019
mugGet the Bashermug.

Fake-Basher

A wanna be scene person who bash other wanna-be scene individuals. This person is a fake and think that they're scene.
I dont like wanna-be scene people, who make fun of other wanna-bes, like Fake-Bashers
by Sincerly, Charlotte June 3, 2009
mugGet the Fake-Bashermug.

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