Bajillion

Any number that is greater than 1.

When 2 enemies are attacking you during a game of Halo 3, it is appropriate to say the following:

Person A: WHAT THE FUCK. A BAJILLION people just POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE and KILLED ME. Fucking N00BS.

Person B: ... There were like 2 people over there dude.

Person A: SHUT UP! Any number greater than one is a BAJILLION.

by Khainsaw September 1, 2010

Bajspensel

Bajspensel is a word describing paintbrush with crap, shit, poo, etc.

Person 1: I painted a painting with my bajspensel this morning
Person 2: Cool! What is it?
Person 1: A bajs, of course!

by Bajspenselman April 26, 2008

bajoobas

(n., always pl.) A generic term for a part of the body, male or female, often used as a euphemism for an "unspeakable" body part but does not have to refer to anyting specific. Typically used when said part is being kicked, frozen (off), or dipped in frigid water in repentance for a grievance during Festivus.

It was so cold at the football game I froze my bajoobas off!

Back off, kid, or I'll kick you in the bajoobas.

I forgot I even called her that, but I dipped my bajoobas anyway, it being Festivus and all.

by Cun Ning Linguist December 9, 2008

Baja Blasting

When you receive a blowjob from someone who has Mountain Dew Baja Blast in their mouth, when you cum you have Baja Blasted

Guy: Can we try Baja Blasting?
Girl: I've been waiting for you to ask that question!

by Loezock June 1, 2016

Bajan Girl

Best looking girls in the West Indies

Very classy
Naturally long, thick hair (none of that fake stuff)
Slim and curvy
Prideful and respectful
Love Rihanna
Hate Jamaicans because of their low class behavior and violent ways

Very friendly
Hard working and successful
Love cooking Bajan food for their friends

John: I'm off to Barbados to get me a Bajan girl. I've had it up to here with Candy's behavior.

Dudette: Yeah, She ought to be in the kitchen making you a sandwich.

Cleo: I wish I was a Bajan girl.

Rasputia: Why are Bajan girls superior in every way? I'm so jealous.

by TrickyPickle September 15, 2016

Bajoinker

A describing word for a "boner" or a "Johnny Rocket," and extremely hard erection which causes severe pain and shows through your pants.

"Did you see Mike? He has a HUGE Bajoinker."

"I play with my Bajoinker"

"She gave Sam a Bajoinker"

by dunit April 12, 2005

bajingo parlor

Another term for a strip club.

Hey Jen, want to hit the bajingo parlor later tonight? We can pick up your paycheck.

by T-Racy and Chim Chim May 5, 2007