ashton kutcher

A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.

Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.

Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111

Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.

by Canned Duck December 22, 2003

Ashton Kutcher

An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush

Kutcher sounds like Kush

Instances of term used in main stream media:

"Light that Ashton Kutcher"

-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne

"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi

Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.

Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.

by Pnizzle126 February 11, 2012

ashton kutcher

man-child that that makes a living pulling childish pranks on celebrities

John: Did you see that immature guy back there acting like a 10 year old?

Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher

by RockStar08 January 20, 2007

Ashton

A total jerk that totally betrayed a girl named Maisie

Ashton sucks - Maisie

by The Joe Guy October 16, 2017

Ashton Edenstrom

A male who is know as a brown noser or a ranked glizzy gladiator.

Damn dude! Is that allot of BN coins You should try to trade them in for a BDE coin like an Ashton Edenstrom.

by Notwebb October 22, 2020

Ashton cash

Sexy, caramel man with a long dick

Omg girl I had that Ashton cash last night

by Itsxmex September 22, 2016

Ashton Elias

A really cool and badass guy who has millions of big booty girls.

Damn ashton Elias got another girl again.

by Yourmom700 June 28, 2022