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Arthur and his brother christian

Arthur and his brother, two brothers who probably secretly bang and are most likely in love with each other.
Oh did you hear arthur and his brother christian are always home together, look at them, arthur probably fucks christian but they won't admit it, like we know we don't care just date already
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Arthur Morgan

Noun. A euphemism for big dick energy fucking; raw, dirty, and drunken sex.
My girlfriend was insatiable last night, so I made sure I gave her the ol’ Arthur Morgan.

Arthur Dent 

Last surviving male of Planet Earth after it's demolition to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

Was actually a character from The Archers who found himself in the wrong storyline. i.e. a Monty Python-esque psychedelic space opera populated by characters such as Zaphod Beeblebrox (two heads, three arms, former Galactic President, recently voted Worst Dressed Sentient Being of All Time) and Ford Prefect (roving researcher for the Hitch hiker's Guide top the Galaxy, who chose his earth name after some really lazy research).

Constantly in search of tea, while all around him people search for the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything while trying not to die.

The Ultimate Answer was in fact 42, but since no-one knew the question they had to construct a giant supercomputer known as The Earth to find it out. This computer was often mistaken for a planet by the apelike creatures roaming it's surface. It was destroyed by the Vogons five minutes before the critical readout; thus the Ultimate Question was lost forever, allowing the psychiatrists and philosophers to continue in business unmolested and make a fortune arguing about it and "treating" people who wondered what it was all about.

Eventually, he learns how to fly.
"What?"
"Where's the tea?"
Arthur Dent by Trillian August 9, 2004

Arthur Kade 

1. Internet Villain Douche. Supreme Douche of the Universe. In 2009 created a blog about his self-described "Journey", referring to his inevitable rise to fame as an actor and his greatness at getting chicks, specifically chicks that he deems are "9's or 10's. In 2009 he surpassed John Edward as greatest douche in the universe. 99% of comments on his blog explain his doucheyness buy the doucheness has reached such critical mass it is incapable of self-awareness.

2. n. complete douche; any person who by general consensus is a complete cheese dick that is unaware of their douchy effect on others, e.g. making others so angry and disappointed in the level of doucheyness that this new asshole has reached that it results in an utter loss of faith in mankind.

3. n. Any delusional internet faggot persona who thinks they are great and admired by others when in reality they make others want to commit collective suicide in horror.
Man that guy is such an Arthur Kade; he actually thinks people read his blog in earnest interest when really they are glued like accident bystanders to the sheer doucheyness of the faggot.

"John has reached the point of a douche intervention from his friends. His Arthur Kadeyness has reached such a point he no longer understands that talking about himself in the 3rd person and how many 9's and 10's he fucks not even Tucker Max could compete in internet blog arrogant doucheyness. Fuck that Kade faggot."
Arthur Kade by The Douche Hunter September 27, 2009

Arthur Fonzerelli

The incarnation of cool. A character on the TV show Happy Days, set in the 50's. Known as "The Fonze" or "Fonzie. Played by Henry Winkler.
Like the Lone Ranger, only cooler.
Arthur Fonzerelli by Emily Howard November 28, 2003

Arthur Leywin 

Used to describe the best isekai mc.
Person 1: "Isn't Subaru the best isekai mc?"
Person 2: "No, it's Arthur Leywin"
Arthur Leywin by bgt542 December 14, 2021

Arthur McKay Christian aitkens 

Arthur mckay Christian aitkens are in love with each other, their blood brothers, leave them be, can't stop their feelings, hope they marry secretly