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adult finder

A bunch of female / man whores posting there pictures on the net trying to get some cause they can't get it any other way.
Dude: "Check out this chick on adult finder! I thinking about messaging her."

Other Dude; "Dude man come on... All the women on there are just a bunch of nasty whores wanting to give some crabs."
by Quentin_B. March 31, 2007
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Adult Slurpee

A tasty alcoholic mixed drink enjoyed by many thanks to your local 7-11 and Lisa. Reason for founding ASC (Adult Slurpee Crew-a PKD Native).
Rush into your local 7-11 and enjoy the new Dragon Fruit slurpee with a touch (a few shots) of vodka, mix with cool colored straw-and enjoy your first of many ADULT SLURPEES.
by Lisa B from the PkD December 9, 2008
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adult learner

Members of a college class who are far older than the rest of the students.
These old-enough-to-be-your-parents aged classmates typically sit in the front of the class, arrive drastically early with noisome big-gulp sized iced coffees and tend to ask belaboring and basic questions.
Due to mass layoffs and a degree-demanding job market, these masses of Baby Boomers opt to return to college, starting from scratch alongside twenty-somethings.
todd: man, who was that guy in our class making corny jokes and telling us to never get married?
frank: that is your typical adult learner right there
by thomas piiiinchen October 30, 2013
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Adult Lifestyle

When you've forgotten how important it is to have fun and be a kid, to play.

Taking life too seriously.
"Bro, all that work has made you a serious, fat, angry , lard ass. Seems like you're living the adult lifestyle"
by emergion June 23, 2016
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Adult Up

Stop looking for a free teat..
Wean thyself.....
Take care of things with out help of "The Village"
Grow the hell up..
Got a brother that needs to Adult Up ..
Always looking for a handout not a hand up..
by Zanetree October 3, 2018
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Adult tax

Taking a drink of a child's drink or taking a bite out of a child's food before giving it to them.
"Dude? Did you just take a bite out of your kid's candy bar?" Said single guy.

"Of course, that's the adult tax." Said dad.
by John Doe Daddy August 3, 2019
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Adult Shrubbery

A G-rated phrase for "pubes" or "pubic hair".
I woke up this morning with gum in my adult shrubbery and I have no idea how it got there.
by themasterb8er March 6, 2020
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