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Ambosexual

An Individual who has an obsession, fascination and/or fetish for the Emergency Medical Services (including Fire & Rescue).

Ambosexuals can suffer from 'Hero Complex' cognitive delusions, Delusions of Grandiosity among peers and the general public, and Autism Spectrum Disorder. In some case, Ambosexuals pursue Pre-Hospital Emergency Medicine for morbid curiosity, sexual gratification and other sinister fantasies.

Modus Operandi of an Ambosexual includes (but is not limited to);

-The purchase of expensive medical and rescue equipment for display purposes only.
-The purchase or procurement (legal or otherwise) of official emergency services equipment (such as badges and uniforms).
-Regular conversation pertaining to the emergency medical services, regardless of social setting.
-Pre-hospital emergency care social media presence.
-Ideation of commanding officers, disdain towards peers.
-Poor understanding of their clinical level's scope of practice, poor bedside manner, poor performance of skills, high death toll.

Ambosexuals can usually be found as members of voluntary medical organizations, due to poor vetting procedure.
The new recruit is an Ambosexual, do not let them near a patient.
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ambying

oh no he's ambying me
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Ambo-classified

A document or statement that is simultaneously classified and unclassified for the purposes of being able to dodge inconvenient questions in Congress or Senate oversight committee meetings.
The contents of the Signal Chat is ambo-classified as when you ask me it’s not classified but if someone else asks me it’s not.
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ambo-hobo

(N) 1) a thing that is sweet deal; a steal

(V) 2) to engage in carefree, harmless tomfoolery with your homies
1)Bro, you should totally buy that Porsche ! For that’s price, that’s ambo-hobo !

2) “what’d you do this weekend?”
Pretty chill Saturday afternoon but we ambo-hobo’d a little too hard and ended up buying matching outfits lol”
by dirty.chai June 2, 2025
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Joshua aboyage

A gay person who gets stressed a lot especially when someone speaks about his parents his parents have threes ones with him and love to admit it to random people
Stop getting so stressed your way acting like a Joshua aboyage
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Contagious amblyopia

I specialize in amblyopia and people ask "Is amblyopia contagious?" And yes it is very contagious I would recommend that you get an eyepatch to treat amblyopia at your local hospital or clinic now
You need to wear an eyepatch to treat contagious amblyopia.
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