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Almond

Almond is a blonde female girl. Particularly one with almond shaped green eyes who is artistic. She is the Almond.
That girl over there playing with molding clay? Shes the perfect almond.
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Almond milf

When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)

Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"
That almond milf was very useful before the exam!
by jumjumbarsapaani December 10, 2021
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Almond-esque

Having a resemblance to almonds.
"Your eyes are almond-esque! I wish I had their shape."
by BGeezey March 17, 2022
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toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.
You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.
by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021
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Almond milk

it's called almond milk because nobody can say nut juice without a straight face
THIS WAS MADE BY JESSICA A. DON'T TAKE MY CREDIT
almond milk?
me: you mean nut juice *bursts out in a fit of laughter*
by JESS THE SQUIRREL April 5, 2021
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hershey's milk chocolate with almonds

i think about hershey's milk chocolate with almonds while i touch myself
by Ethan_is_cool April 5, 2021
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AlMond Milk

A word use to say '' you drink Men's Semen''.
He is gay causes he Drinks'' AlMond Milk''
by SHILXHTHAGOAT ON INSTGRAM April 14, 2021
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