Allah face

The face you make when a person about to explode

Guy - uh oh

Girl - what ?

Guy - he about to combust

Girl - (makes Allah face)

by Profit Muhobbit March 10, 2024

Allahism

When you justify everything using Allah sallahallayhiwaalayhiwasalam to justify everything.

Why are Israel and Iran fighting each other?
Because Allahism demands for a Jewsade.

by fjjen June 26, 2025

having hats that are the size of allah

a form of saying the word sex

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."

by jobiff March 31, 2025

Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.

Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*

by Amonaly March 8, 2022

Allah akbar

Meaning God Almighty and used in the muslim community, people say it during bombings

I HAVE A FUCKING BOMB, ALLAH AKBAR ( bombs the place)

by NINJAXFIGHTER1234 November 27, 2023

ALLAH ACKBAR

THE MAN WHO BLEW UP THE BUILDING AND LOVES CRASHING PLANES.

ALLAH ACKBAR , IMA BLOW UP THE BUILDINGS

by Biggest tips fan August 12, 2025

allah give mod

Allah give mod is the coolest individual on the planet. He is very sexy and created the universe itself. He will lead the world to salvation and is your dictator. He is also very cool.

allah give mod is so cool

i know

by allah give mod November 23, 2020