abduction

surprise adoption.

person 1: did you hear about the abductions happening here?
person 2: you mean the 10+ surprise adoptions? yeah.

by finnishdog July 20, 2019

Adumption

A dumb assumption

He never questioned his own assumptions, even the worst adumption.

by JaneGordon.com July 15, 2023

food auction

The annoying few moments in a sub-par restaurant where a pimple faced and/or ESL food runner stands next to your table asking "who had the <insert entree here>"

I had to endure a 5 minute food auction at Molly's dinner party last night at Appleby's

by MC Johnny P August 21, 2012

UD adiction

an adiction to urban dictionary a person who spends all day on urban dictionary the reason for random buttion

I have a UD adiction so what

by josh 1 December 14, 2012

analytical auction behavior

The process of trying to understand and outbid competitors on an auction site such as ebay in order to win the item.

Based on brony13's past analytical auction behavior (AAB), he most likely will up his bid in the last 2 minutes of the auction so I have to be ready to counter his offer till the bidding closes.

by stoolie2 May 24, 2014

alien abduction ass ripping

When the aliens from your past life come to your window and kidnap you, bringing your vulnerable body deep into space to resize your holes and connect your ass to your womb so you can't use anal as an escape route from mother hood you fucking whore Amanda.

I just got back from an alien abduction ass ripping and am now showing octo mom hows it's damn done.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020

education

-kindergarten
-pre-school
-primary school
-high school
-college/university
-apply for a money based job.
WORK WORK WORK 'till ya die.
Bloody economics these days.

Life is based on money, first you must get education, find and get a job that earns lots of money, reproduce maybe, get some pleasure along the way, help the fucking society grow.
And if you can't deal with it, you don't get too far until you commit suicide.

And because it says I didn't use education in this example education is crapp.

by Kirsty06 September 13, 2007