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turkey assassin

a name acquired by killing many wild turkeys with your bare hands
dude tim the turkey assassin totally punched that turkey dead.
by turkey master ninja November 6, 2009
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Booger Assassin

A transformation from civilian to hitman via the booger sugar express. Comparable to Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde but can be volatile and should be approched with extereme caution during covert operations.
Watch out for chucky, he's in 'Booger Assassin' mode and has been known to shoot motherfuckers for less than that.
by Will Laycock June 1, 2011
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MMR ASSASSIN

A player, who, on your team, appears to be lost, runs around staring at the floor, plays like a chicken with their head cut off, proceeds to go 4 and 15, but, flip it around. The MMR ASSASSIN, when they play against you, it looks the the rebirth of s1mple. Their perfect crosshair positioning, you're getting instantly one-tapped from across the map, and just the perfect prediction as to where you are going. That, is the MMR ASSASSIN
Hiko, while playing in the 100 Thieves tournament, was an MMR ASSASSIN.
by kegyrawr January 26, 2021
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Baby Face Assassin

Person 1-“Did you see the baby face assassin get 40 points?”
Person 2-“Yeah, it was awesome!”
by MambaMentality24 June 5, 2022
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Salad Assassin

sal·ad as·sas·sin sal-uhd uh-sas-in
-noun
1. one who is extremely proficient in tossing salad, esp. with men.
Eric was called the Salad Assassin after an intense and longing gaze into the eyes of his waiter at the Greek restaurant.
by Knox, R T December 14, 2008
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Social Justice Assassin

A very right-wing person, particularly equidistant from the center of the political spectrum to Social Justice Warriors, who defends right-wing beliefs openly. They are usually completely red pilled, and typically destroy SJWs by introducing scientific racism and cold facts into arguments. In doing so, they fearlessly and unboundedly offend their left-wing counterparts and totally degenerate normies while laughing their asses off.

Although the political craze is about the same as SJWs, they might be more subject to social alienation because of the current state of political views emanating from the mass media. Among their rational, mostly male, heterosexual friends, they are usually well respected as a defender of the nuclear family and traditional values, and they are very intelligent people overall who have likely not been raised to become what they have become.

They are the most socially trained because they must deduct the nature of their conversation partners before they reveal any information about what they truly believe. A true SJA knows how and when to play his neo-nazi beliefs, and must properly conceal but slowly infect the minds of his close associates until he is sure that they will laugh along with him as he assassinates SJWs.

They are usually called "Justice Assassins" and rely heavily on their down-to-earth squad to protect their fantastic radiance.
Ryan: I swear, yesterday, I saw John absolutely destroy this pink-hair SJW
Drake: I fucking love that neo-nazi Social Justice Assassin
Ryan: But I totally thought he was a liberal
Drake: He is really good at hiding himself
Ryan: Thank God not everyone on this campus is a totally degenerate liberal
by Justice Assassin October 3, 2016
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A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.
Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."
by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005
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