Assesstimate

When you're preparing both an assessment and an estimate for work to be completed

We'll have your assesstimate sent to you by midday tomorrow

by Lady K NZ March 7, 2016

Assassins Brotherhood

1. n (uh-sas-SIN-s bruh-ther-HOOD) An organisation of assassins that grew from the Middle-Eastern Levantine Order of Hashashin (Assassins). The Brotherhood spread into many parts of Europe by the Age of Renaissance (1400-present), and eventually into the Americas shortly before the American Revolution. It differs from the Order in that members are inducted instead of being born into the organisation. The Brotherhood also helped spread the Renaissance through their ideal of free thought.

Assassins are renowned for their signature weapon, the hidden blade.

The Brotherhood was led into the 16th century by Ezio Auditore da Firenze, an Italian-born assassin who took into the Brotherhood as a child of seventeen after the murder of his father and two brothers. The execution was ordered by the spanish Templar Grandmaster Roderic Llançol i de Borja, who later became Pope Alexander VI. It was revealed that Ezio's father Giovanni was an Assassin.

The Brotherhood (and, indeed, the ancient Order) is opposed by the Knights Templar (now known as Abstergo, inc.) because of their ideals of equality and free thought. They will continue to fight against the subjugation and power of the Templar until they attain victory.

Notable members include:

Altaïr ibn La'ahad

Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Edward Kenway

Haytham Kenway

Ratonhnhaké:ton (Connor Kenway)

Desmond Miles

Subject 16

"Vittoria agli Assassini."

-Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Gran Maestro dei Assassini

Assassin: Buongiorno, Maestro. I am new to the Assassins Brotherhood and was wondering about what it means to be an assassin.
Ezio: Ah, buongiorno my brother. Being an assassin means that you have sworn an oath to impede the accursed Templars and uphold our beliefs of equality and free thought.
Assassin: Thank you, Maestro.

by Shawn Hastings December 2, 2013

eardrum assassin

Refers To Someone Who Annoyingly Talks TOO Much. Someone Who Never Shuts-Up.

Joe: Bla , BlaBla, Bla, Blabaabaabaa.

Dude; Will You STFU Your An "Eardrum Assassin"

by DGringo October 1, 2009

Status Assassin

A person that roams the world of Facebook preying on innocent statuses to comment on. In the event of a successful comment, the original status is dead to the world and no one will ever want to comment on it. Mothers and Fathers have most likely perfected this art.

-"hey did you see Tommy make quick work of that status you posted?"
-"Yeah dude, he's a veteran Status Assassin"

by BMonz February 5, 2012

Ham Assassin

Typically a large/obese individual that has an excessive addiction to eating without any concern for their personal health.

I went out to the club and a ham assassin wouldn't stop flirting with me all night.

by Icepick_Trotter October 1, 2016

asseltov cocktail

Sexual "move"
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire

Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail

by coyote123 September 1, 2011

High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock

One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.

"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."

by mjgriffin August 23, 2011