Baby Armpit

The area on the male genitals where the penis and ball sack make contact when the penis is resting on the balls. Sinilar to how a baby arm is a euphemism for a penis, the baby armpit is a euphemism for the area previously explained.

"I forgot to shower yesterday and now my baby armpit has a gnarly smell"

"Whenever I sweat a lot my baby armpit starts to itch"

by MartianKazu May 3, 2020

Come see my hairy armpits

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!

Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!

by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022

Armpit Cake

The musky swirl of deodorant, solidified sweat, and pungent aroma of body odor that leaves your clogged armpit pore after you pop it.

Woah dude, I never the armpit cake would taste as bad as it smelled. Sniffing a drop 2 feet away singed my nostril hairs

by E IN August 17, 2017

Ayden's Armpit Hairs

The armpit hairs of a very hot and intelligent young man that resemble that of Gandalf the Gray.

"Wowie man, have you seen Ayden's Armpit Hairs? They look just like Gandalf!"

by JimmyDingo July 12, 2023

armpit willy

When one person, with hands dripping wet, sneaks up behind another person and quickly wedges their soaked hands upwards into the armpits of the previously unknowing victim.

Dude, I gave her an armpit willy yesterday. She shrieked and then laughed.

by Cyber B June 20, 2008

My armpit is a valley

Don't ask, it just is...

My armpit is a valley
What?

by N8_the_GR8_3603 January 11, 2019

Armpit Surfing

Attempting to 'shoulder surf', but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. Instead, you scan the room for 'better' people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance's arm(s).

"I was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so I had to revert to armpit surfing instead."

by Sparky_030 March 7, 2017