by caitlin February 25, 2005
Get the alcohol abusemug. Someone that greets the weekend by constantly drinking excessive amounts of alcohol. Often times starting on Wednesday or Thursday, a weekend alcoholic will wake up each morning with the intent to get drunk before breakfast and stay drunk until passing out (commonly due to blacking out).
Regular drinker: "How was your weekend?"
Weekend alcoholic: "I dunno man, I was too much of a weekend alcoholic to remember anything after Wednesday."
Weekend alcoholic: "I dunno man, I was too much of a weekend alcoholic to remember anything after Wednesday."
by MHinkle March 8, 2011
Get the Weekend alcoholicmug. Nate went out every night this week and got totally shit faced. He still got to work the next morning at 8... He's a functioning alcoholic
by Tater tot 5190 June 30, 2014
Get the Functioning alcoholicmug. the medical term for the bloating of the facial area due attending college and spending the first semester drinking 24/7. and every semester henceforth.
by half-pint havoc May 17, 2011
Get the alcohol facemug. by Gizers June 19, 2017
Get the alcohol enthusiastmug. A stupid course by 3rd Millenium Classrooms that all college freshman have to take. Unfortunately, the course's content is overly complicated and rigged so you wouldn't be able to complete it. It's split into two parts with part 2 being even worse.
If you're ever forced to take Alcohol Wise, then too freaking bad. You will fail every time and you won't be able to complete college.
by The Real Driller October 7, 2018
Get the Alcohol Wisemug. An affectionate name an alcoholic mother has for her alcohol-free daughter... because, well, she's an immature alcoholic who knows her daughter is a better human that she is.
"I want to share that that I feel you have taken on the role of Alcohol police. I know you don’t really want to judge me. And, don’t want to believe you are somehow better than me. It’s just where your head is right now. I understand."
by GlazeHer August 29, 2021
Get the alcohol policemug.