Crispy depression

Crispy depression is like any depression except for the fact of not being sad inside but being burnt inside instead

I just hate having crispy depression. I am just burnt on the inside so much that I just want to grill.

by Potatosmileyface July 17, 2017

Crispy Biscuit

(N.) A very thin 🍃blunt🍃 .5g rolled for a single👽person, usually for a trip outdoors🌍

He hit that crispy biscuit🍃, held his breath💨, and unlocked the trunk🔏.

by Atlas the Kid March 15, 2021

crispy wristy

A crispy wristy is when you are old and masturbate while having arthritis in your wrists.

Hey Jim... What did you do last night?
Nothing Neil my Arthritis is playing up... But I had a crispy wristy before bed.

by Neilbmx23 October 13, 2017

Crispy Seaweed

Dried man/woman juice on the pubic hair region.

Jemma was going to blow Graham but he had crispy seaweed so she decided against it.

by The wankster May 01, 2011

Crispy Nibbles

Performing cunnlingus on a burn victim

Man 1: Dude, sorry to hear about your girl getting caught in that house fire.
Man 2: Yeah, I'm gonna visit her in the hospital for some crispy nibbles to make her feel better.

by LordFartingtonTheThird September 25, 2016

Crispy Gohan

When you try and light a fart into a strong headwind but end up backdrafting into your balls.

Cornelius tried to light a fart into a risky headwind and ended up with a crispy gohan

by Keano1983 May 02, 2023

Crispy Balls

When balls are shriveled up to the point of crispy essence.

“You’ve been out in the cold too long” “you’ve probably got crispy balls man”

by Jimmy9923 February 15, 2021