A specially designed piece of equipment specially made to distribute painfully delicious muffins with concussive force into the face of an unsuspecting person.
DUDE! Did you just see that guy gun down that small child with his muffin cannon?!
Random Lady: Look at that lovely man shooting flavor filled death brining muffiny goodness to all the small children of the world.
Random Lady: Look at that lovely man shooting flavor filled death brining muffiny goodness to all the small children of the world.
by Venumb77 January 30, 2010
Get the Muffin Cannonmug. by 5fingerSurprise March 11, 2009
Get the Chowder Cannonmug. When someone uses a pressurised can of shower gel/shampoo and squirts it directly into the eye of another man, the victim will proceed to try and rub it out of there eye, consequently the gel foams even worse and causes excruciating pain to the eye causing the victim to hop around grabbing his eye shouting "arrrg" similar to the noise an angry pirate would make.
"Dude you just got shampoo cannoned"
"James just shampoo cannoned the fuck outta Brian!"
"Ah shit... what the fuck? why would you shampoo cannon me man? fuckkkkkk"
"James just shampoo cannoned the fuck outta Brian!"
"Ah shit... what the fuck? why would you shampoo cannon me man? fuckkkkkk"
by a1shibby December 26, 2011
Get the Shampoo Cannonmug. "Because" or "Because I said so" A law invoked when asked the question why, after reasons have already been explained or to altogether avoid a question. More commonly used in the business world as a freebie pass to ignore an annoying person's question. Once used by Chris Brown when questioned by media after his release from detainment in PG County, following an assault on a homosexual male. Other celebrities are also using this term. Origination unknown.
i.e. After explaining a long a long marketing scheme in full detail, Jim asks John(the presenter) a stupid or irrelevant question. John simply responds back " thank you for your question, at this time, I am invoking Cannon Law. Next question"
by dom32 February 2, 2014
Get the Cannon Lawmug. A vodka cocktail made with 4 shots of vodka, a dash of Sriracha, and grapefruit juice. Perfect for any monkey event.
by Dr. Cummy July 4, 2021
Get the Monkey Cannonmug. by Steve Croft November 3, 2014
Get the Twat Cannonmug. A bt cannon is an opener/strategy in tetris, which is a tsd followed up by a tst, then a c spin, then possibly a perfect clear end. While not as useful in versus games, it is definitely op in blitz/ultra mode
by Umeko_uwu January 21, 2021
Get the bt cannonmug.