Hail Shrek!
by Veridicule December 27, 2018
an absolute dad. respect him and obey him and he will love you. stay out of his swamp and you will stay safe. shrek does not like donkeys or short ugly ass people specifically by the name of lord farquad. he will only treat you the way you treat him. to get on his good side buy him onions. shrek is an absolute unit and a sublime ruler of our universe. at first people thought he was a undefined force like god but one day he showed up on earth. he has gone undefeated and will stay that way. shrek is a green dad.
by clogglegod July 07, 2019
What the shrek is wrong with you, you son of a shrek. You better get your shrek together or I'm going to shrek my shrek so shrek up your shrek you won't shrek again for the rest of your shrekkin life shrekker.
by That one really weird kid January 10, 2019
by Mamasita.xo January 24, 2019
Our mighty ogre God he is love is life he has a goddess queen named feouna and he has a guardian Stalin named donkey don't mess with these God don't go in their swamp but pray to them if you want to live.
by Communism for you and me August 19, 2019
by jnkfnvinu May 07, 2020