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JNobs 15

A variation on the term, "Freshman 15," the "JNobs 15" is a colloquial term for body weight gained from plentiful calorie-laden lunches provided by the workplace.

While it is clear the "15" refers to the number of pounds gained by said meals, the origins of "JNobs" is somewhat elusive. It is popularly believed that "JNobs" is a reference to a popular biscuit made of rolled oats called "HobBobs" which has contributed to many an expanding waistline. Others believe "JNobs" to be a pseudo-fictional character akin to the Yeti or Loch Ness Monster.
"I just ate another meatball sub from Subway! Hello, JNobs 15!"
by sammyappel October 5, 2011
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15 minutes

The period of time you're legally allowed to leave the classroom after if the teacher doesn't show up
Aaron was acquitted of all charges after the judge didn't show up within 15 minutes
by DisgustingWeebs December 16, 2018
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15-20

("fiff-teen twun-tee", noun)
A time period that ranges anywhere from one hour to never.
"Hey man you comin over to hang out or what?"
"Yeah, be there in like 15-20"

"Where the hell are you, its 2am!"
"Oh, I'm only 15-20 out."

"How much longer till you get here?"
"15-20."
by JestaMcMerv February 17, 2006
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Rule 15

Sex >>>>> Food > Porn > Everything else
"oh my god that girl is checking me out and she is SO HOT, but i'm going to eat a burger" FAIL(rule 15)
by Briick Castigliding January 27, 2009
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December 15

December 15 is the day where you get to slap any girl named Gianna
Friend 1: what day it is

Friend 2: December 15 why?

Friend 1: guess I get to go slap Gianna
by VsCo.sksksk November 6, 2019
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15 of April

The 15 of April is short friend day celebrate your short friend for being short
15 of April “Hey short friend
“Hi”
Your cool
I know”.
by Gorge not found April 12, 2021
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Dec 15

Today is the day you show your gf all the love she deserves, tell her you love her. Give her a long hug. Give her your hoodie 🥰
Babe it’s dec 15 , I love you so much I don’t want to lose you ever . Have my hoodie. *hugs* 😚
by Girliesssss December 15, 2019
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