Technoblade

The best minecraft player there ever was.
RIP Alexander "Technoblade" 1999-2022

"Technoblade never dies!"

by Technoblade_Never_Dies August 14, 2022

Technoblade

Minecraft Youtuber with the elbows of God himself ready to take on any orphan in his path.

*falls off building* *falls into a coma* *wakes up 12 years later* *inhale* *exhale* *inhale* *exhale* *inhale*

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

by Guy who says meh March 09, 2022

Technoblade

A type of person who hates orphans.

“I am the technoblade of my group.” Meaning: “I hate orphans”

by quxckity March 16, 2021

Technoblade

The most incredible human to walk this earth, a legacy so immortal we remember him with his own phrase:
Technoblade never dies.
A man of a million kills, potatoes, and nerds willing to give the world to him. Even if he’s gone to rest, there is always quiet before the storm and the blood god can and will never die.
A king amoungst nerds.

Thank you Alex, for being a part of my life.
#TechnobladeNeverDies!

Technoblade the first worst thing to happen to cancer
The second worst thing to happen to orphans
The number one potato farmer
And the best thing to happen to us
So long king

by TechnobladeNeverDies <3 December 17, 2022

Technoblade

A technoblade was a famous minecraft youtuber from Dream SMP and Bedwars. In june 30 2022. Technoblade passed away from cancer and death video was so long nerds.

Technoblade never dies

Person 1: Yo, Did you remenber Technoblade got died of cancer?

Person 2: Yeah man, That's sad bro.

Person 3: I'm going to cry now.

Technoblade never dies

by AlanniesGacias June 20, 2023

Technoblade

Technoblade is an Immortal Pig who is incapable of losing in physical combat, he is the most dangerous Pig alive. Technoblade also has a strong hatred for orphans

Guy1: Look at that Pig
Guy2: OH SHIT THAT'S TECHNOBLADE!
Guy1: RUUUUNNN!

by RaccoonMaster88 April 29, 2021

Technoblade

A great YouTuber who has changed many lives. He was the best sky block and bedwars player in the world He is number 1 in potatoes in the world. May he Rest In Peace 1999-2022

Techno sacrificed cows for the blood god.
Technoblade: noun

Name of a great YouTuber

by Lv2toss August 11, 2022