Long skid

When you're getting fast and furious anal in the missionary position and your partner pulls out and tells you to scoot back fast do he can shoot his load on you...but as you're trying to move back you leave a LONG SKID on the sheets like s Nascar driver.

Damn girl, you put a serious LONG SKID on my new sheets. Now go take a shower and clean your ass up while I do some laundry.

by Westsidegal December 4, 2018

lip skid

The act of skidding to a stop on one's face, or lower lip. To catch one's front edge while snowboarding, resulting in a wipe out where the rider ends up on their face. See bail and face plant

Holy shit, that guy just did a huge lip skid when he tried to stop on his snowboard

by Richard November 26, 2003

skid bit

A bit of time spent in prison. Short bursts of time served under a year.

Before joining alcoholics anonymous, he could always be found at Rikers serving a skid bit.

by Rdukes October 28, 2017

Skid-beef

Skid-beef, The junk meat U-Haul out of a butcher shop on a skid with a forklift dump in a dumpster. The contents are so foul that flies will not even regurgitate there biohazorous fluids on it.

For example; a ugly female that no one wants to fuck around with because her pussy looks like Skid-Beef; That nasty bitch right there is Skid -Beef; Nobody wants that it's Skid -Beef Unless your Freddy B he'll put that Skid-Beef on a plate and call it dinner.

by Oxbig January 30, 2021

guppy skids

When experiencing a bout of diarrhea, the trails of feces left near the back of the toilet bowl resemble the tracks left by a common guppy entering the water via a muddy bank.

"That New Mexican restaurant gave me a bad case of the guppy skids!"

by GuppyJoy April 3, 2016

Poop skid

Tiny pieces of shit coming out of your ass and leaving skid marks inside of your toilet.

Dude I just took a shit and left a poop skid in the toilet.

by Sabresfan11 January 6, 2011

Skid pig

A skid pig is Aussie slang for a cheap but great burnout car they usually are found with stockys on the front and flat tyre wheels on the back. Another feature is they usually have no muffler in tradition it is chopped off when bought. You can take your skid pig to your local maccas an do skids in the car park. The 2 most common types of skid pigs are a vt commy and an au falcon. You can find these skid pigs are most common at your local Dan Murphys or bws, they are commonly spotted in Albion park and dapto

Look at that skid pig chucking fat doughies in the car park

by Vs commy Ute August 29, 2022