Q: Why are New Yorkers so depressed?
A: Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
New Jersey is the "garden state", where the fuck are the gardens??? If you live on the border of New York/New Jersey and you can operate a car, you are FUCKED ! Whoever is smart enough to give these people license FUCK YOU! Because I promise that everyone drives at least 20 miles per hour below the speed limit. My overall consensus is New Jersey needs :
A) A shit load of frebreeze
B) A few buildings taller than 100 ft.
C) Better bitches on the beaches
D) All of the Above
The correct answer is :
FUCK NEW JERSEY
A: Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
New Jersey is the "garden state", where the fuck are the gardens??? If you live on the border of New York/New Jersey and you can operate a car, you are FUCKED ! Whoever is smart enough to give these people license FUCK YOU! Because I promise that everyone drives at least 20 miles per hour below the speed limit. My overall consensus is New Jersey needs :
A) A shit load of frebreeze
B) A few buildings taller than 100 ft.
C) Better bitches on the beaches
D) All of the Above
The correct answer is :
FUCK NEW JERSEY
"Holy shit Brian did you see that Jersey girl?"
"Oh you mean that hooker?"
"Dude, you smell like shit. Did you take a shower today?"
"Yea, but then I went through New Jersey."
"Oh you mean that hooker?"
"Dude, you smell like shit. Did you take a shower today?"
"Yea, but then I went through New Jersey."
by fuckthemotherfuckinnj July 3, 2009
Get the New Jerseymug. New Jersey is an awesome place to live, the best in the entire country. Not at ALL like it is on Jersey Shore. Hell, Jersey Shore isn't even filmed in New Jersey!
Fact: We say 'yo' and 'fuck' A LOT. Most people add 'yo' in every sentence. In fact, I find it weird when people don't.
Fact: We are fast drivers. People not from New Jersey think we're insane, crazy drivers but in Jersey, we all know that 60 mph REALLY means 80.
Fact: Practically everyone famous lived here at one point. (Think: Bruce Springsteen, David Tyree, Queen Latifah, Anne Hathaway)
Whitney Houston lived a block down from my dad when she was younger. Meryl Streep lived two blocks down from where we live now (she doesn't live there anymore, but still). Buzz Aldrin went to my middle school AND high school. Christina Ricci went to my high school. And Stephen Colbert and his family go to the same church as me.
New Jersey kicks ass. Deal with it.
Fact: We say 'yo' and 'fuck' A LOT. Most people add 'yo' in every sentence. In fact, I find it weird when people don't.
Fact: We are fast drivers. People not from New Jersey think we're insane, crazy drivers but in Jersey, we all know that 60 mph REALLY means 80.
Fact: Practically everyone famous lived here at one point. (Think: Bruce Springsteen, David Tyree, Queen Latifah, Anne Hathaway)
Whitney Houston lived a block down from my dad when she was younger. Meryl Streep lived two blocks down from where we live now (she doesn't live there anymore, but still). Buzz Aldrin went to my middle school AND high school. Christina Ricci went to my high school. And Stephen Colbert and his family go to the same church as me.
New Jersey kicks ass. Deal with it.
by Jersey Gurls April 14, 2012
Get the New Jerseymug. newark and camden.
"if you drive through one-a dem towns, y'all getcha self shot.", "'yo' that place is whacked" and many other references are a little TOO unrealistic...
point blank: if you new yorkers think that either newark or camden isnt a safe place to live, you OBVIOUSLY havent been to one of the most dangerous places to live in YOUR OWN STATE,
Bedford-Stuyvesant (also known as Bed-Stuy)
that particular place earned it's own line in a song about a crazy man. (yay)
---Ive been stranded in the combat zone,
I walked through bedford sty alone,
Even rode my motorcycle in the ra-in.
And you told me not to drive,
But I made it home alive,
So you said that only proves that Im in-sa-ne.
(corus)---- by billy joel
besides, dont you have anything better to do than trash our state? i mean, COME ON!
"if you drive through one-a dem towns, y'all getcha self shot.", "'yo' that place is whacked" and many other references are a little TOO unrealistic...
point blank: if you new yorkers think that either newark or camden isnt a safe place to live, you OBVIOUSLY havent been to one of the most dangerous places to live in YOUR OWN STATE,
Bedford-Stuyvesant (also known as Bed-Stuy)
that particular place earned it's own line in a song about a crazy man. (yay)
---Ive been stranded in the combat zone,
I walked through bedford sty alone,
Even rode my motorcycle in the ra-in.
And you told me not to drive,
But I made it home alive,
So you said that only proves that Im in-sa-ne.
(corus)---- by billy joel
besides, dont you have anything better to do than trash our state? i mean, COME ON!
yay... there really is no 'example' of new jersey, it is what it is: the best damn place you could ever hope to live.
by Kiori May 19, 2008
Get the new jerseymug. by jersey_fucking_sicks January 12, 2008
Get the new jerseymug. Known as the Garden State, this small area has 15 Congressional seats. The state of New Jersey has constantly been pushed around by its much larger neighbors of Pennsylvania and New York since the pre-Revolution days. Although some of the greatest battles of the Revolution such as Trenton and Princeton happened here, the state has not had mush positive press. Today, the state is New York City's dirty backyard full of industrial processing at one end, a seedy extension of Philadelphia in the south, and the Pine Barrens in another part of the state. It is home to the Sopranos though. Trapped by unfortunate circumatance, New Jersey hobbles on today.
by Not so super DJ Gennady February 19, 2003
Get the New Jerseymug. a shithole located next to Pennsylvania, New York, and Delaware. everyone here is an asshole. the entire state is New York City's bitch except for southwestern new jersey its Philly's bitch. Camden has the largest amount of ghetto per square inch in the world, counting africa.
Who is that guy over there with the slicked back hair acting like Tony Soprano?
Must be from New Jersey.
Must be from New Jersey.
by PANTHERS May 13, 2005
Get the new jerseymug. by matt September 1, 2004
Get the New Jerseymug.