by cottonpicken March 6, 2023
Get the posermug. One who changes their personailty, attitude, and looks based on an influence. The person can also be considered fake. If a sport is involved, a poser may pretend to be good at it. If a clique is involved, the poser may adapt the steriotype style of the clique. Posers are widely disliked throughout... everywhere.
Chris: Dude that fatass Mike can't seriously skate, why does he even try?
Sean: Dude, because he's the biggest poser I know
Sean: Dude, because he's the biggest poser I know
by Crip Crew December 12, 2008
Get the Posermug. One who adopts the stylistic and overall aesthetic traits of a group or movement, without actually considering the attitude, ideals and lifestyle of said group.
Guy 1: Well, I got my Suicidal Tendencies hat, Bad Brains T-shirt, Dickies work pants with studded belt, Vans Sk8 HIs and knee high socks. I'm officially a HARDCORE SKATER! WOOH!!!
Guy 2: Hey Dude, I noticed your gear man. Suicidal's one of my favorite bands man! I bet you must skate as well! Those Hi-tops are so good for vert, the waffle grip is amazing!
Guy 1: ...Aaaah, nah man I dont skate.
Guy 2: Oh ok, well what's your favorite Bad Brains song?
Guy 1: *bemused* I don't know dude, I've never actually listened to them before.
Guy 2: ...F**KING POSER!!!
Guy 2: Hey Dude, I noticed your gear man. Suicidal's one of my favorite bands man! I bet you must skate as well! Those Hi-tops are so good for vert, the waffle grip is amazing!
Guy 1: ...Aaaah, nah man I dont skate.
Guy 2: Oh ok, well what's your favorite Bad Brains song?
Guy 1: *bemused* I don't know dude, I've never actually listened to them before.
Guy 2: ...F**KING POSER!!!
by SilkySkills February 7, 2013
Get the Posermug. Does not have to be a wannabe boarder or someone who listens to good charloette, or anything like, for all you know, it could be a boarder trying to be a nerd! just cause it doesn't happen regularly doesn't mean it's impossible. anyways, a poser is someone who tries to be like a certain group of people, and half the times, aren't even cool. i mean why would you want to be emo? they cause themselves more pain - to deal with pain!
george is a poser, he tries to be a punk by hanging out with other punks but was too scared to enter class late by 10 seconds because he might be taken off the honour roll.
Tom is a poser.
Tom is a poser.
by soda pop12 January 4, 2009
Get the posermug. A poser is someone who acts like someone he/she is not to act cool. A poser will pretend to know all the latest trends that apply to the group he/she is trying to fit in with, but the poser will actually have no clue whatsoever.
This term mostly applies to stupid girls who try to act like Queen Bees they see on TV, by acting even MORE retarded (and telling people about it), speaking in a nasaly tone, acting like a drama queen (and being proud of it), pretending to have Paris Hilton-related problems, dropping names of designer brands she obviously doesn't wear, and/or claiming that she is a trash talker even though a 3 year old's putdowns could make her burst into fake tears.
This term mostly applies to stupid girls who try to act like Queen Bees they see on TV, by acting even MORE retarded (and telling people about it), speaking in a nasaly tone, acting like a drama queen (and being proud of it), pretending to have Paris Hilton-related problems, dropping names of designer brands she obviously doesn't wear, and/or claiming that she is a trash talker even though a 3 year old's putdowns could make her burst into fake tears.
ASpeaking with an enemy:
Anna: "OMG I'm soooo anorexic, even my Ralph Lauren cardigan won't make me feel better."
Alexa: "Ugh whatever, you poser!"
Anna: "O really, are you trying to be mean, like me????"
Alexa: "You're not mean, you're just a drama queen"
Anna: "OOOOOhhh, I know!"
Talking to a friend:
Sandrina: "It must be hard for actresses to act dumb."
Anna: "THAT'S SOOOOO NOT TRUE! I act dumb every day!"
the sad part about BOTH these examples is that they've actually happened. no lie.
Anna: "OMG I'm soooo anorexic, even my Ralph Lauren cardigan won't make me feel better."
Alexa: "Ugh whatever, you poser!"
Anna: "O really, are you trying to be mean, like me????"
Alexa: "You're not mean, you're just a drama queen"
Anna: "OOOOOhhh, I know!"
Talking to a friend:
Sandrina: "It must be hard for actresses to act dumb."
Anna: "THAT'S SOOOOO NOT TRUE! I act dumb every day!"
the sad part about BOTH these examples is that they've actually happened. no lie.
by alexgrrrrrl85 August 13, 2009
Get the posermug. Never trust someone who claims to be a good guy/girl but isn't who they say they are/seem to be. Someone like that is a poser.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2020
Get the Posermug. by Mr. Zach Tharp aka Dr. Tharpo July 17, 2017
Get the posermug.