Ass Muncher

Someone who tends to eat alot of ass in a violent manner.

Guy1: "where's johnny?"
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.

by Dick sucking coon January 2, 2017

Squared ass

something all bodybuilders have

flex wheeler got a squared ass

by dontuserealnames2 December 25, 2020

Fuck me in the ass pass

When something is so good you’d let someone fuck you in the ass to have it

Oh my gosh that carrot cake was definitely a fuck me in the ass pass

by Kingbyng March 6, 2022

Ass

The most amazing thing. 'Nuff said.

"wow ass is amazing"

by Freaky "Weird Al" November 2, 2022

boston ass gobler

When you insert a Jameson covered potato into an Irish girls anus and then get her to shit it out into her best friends mouth whilst she's sucking on your penis.

Dude I saw my gal last week and gave her the Boston ass gobler, she's wearing a nappy now!

by Dr Arse August 7, 2017

Smack-ass

To signal a sentence with mournful intentions

I'm going to smack-ass bang that dude

by The dumb kimbo June 14, 2017

ass crazy

(noun) the equivalent of mad cow disease, except found in donkeys.

When Pinocchio drank his first beer, and became a mule, he reached a dangerous level of ASS CRAZY!

by RogueAquarius April 19, 2018