When a male (or woman) eats the ass of their partner and develops a visual ring around their mouth. Occasionally the visual Ass-Stache can be accompanied by a foul scent and may persist for days. There is no known antidote or medical treatment. Victims are advised to scrub affected area with equal parts bleach, water and 3 day old lime rinds.
by Three Dollar William August 5, 2023
Get the Ass-Stachemug. When you fall asleep with spare change in the bed. Then when you get up you discover the ass fairy had placed the change in, on or around your ass or asses.
by jvcanote June 6, 2018
Get the Ass Fairymug. The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.
by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016
Get the flapjack assmug. A man named Anthony who goes by tony and who likes men’s ass and occasionally big juicy cock. He enjoys detailing cars and playing hockey with men
by Jonny jag the fag February 18, 2023
Get the Tony Dude assmug. 
