by Therealkingdavid August 27, 2023
Get the Stroke-dick easy mug.A big black guy with a big dick, hence the name, who is said to have taken multiple kids' candy on Halloween.
On Halloween, there will be a nigga you going to take his pain. He's big and black he will take your candy that nigga's name is Big Dick Randy.
by TheForeverVirgin19375 August 30, 2025
Get the Big Dick Randy mug.when you have dried cum on or semi in your dick tip and when you go to piss your dick is then clogged with said dried cum and your piss has a backup forcing its way through the dried cum in multi streams or break the dried cum completely having a massive heavy piss stream shoot out.
Hey bro, you were screaming it sounded like you needed help?
No, I just got wicked stutter dick from my masturbation session last night.
No, I just got wicked stutter dick from my masturbation session last night.
by 2ommy March 10, 2024
Get the stutter dick mug.The act of putting many buckets of cum onto a tarp and using it as a slip N slide for your whole family.
by BillyBobJoeBobjr. January 1, 2017
Get the dick n slide mug.Noun: a therapeutic act of penetrative intercourse in which the penetrating male assumes a physical position dominant enough to render his partner completely immobile, typically taking the over position in an over/under horizontal configuration ambiguous enough to initially suggest nothing more than an intention to cuddle, but eventually building to a fucking so goddamn hard and so goddamn good for so goddamn long that the penetrated partner – through a process similar to the churning of butter – is broken down into paste, then ash, and finally dust, before being reborn as an all-new, happier, healthier, much less mouthy version of who they had been prior to the dick down. (The shout of "Hallelujah, Jesus!" that traditionally concludes a dick down has led some scholars to suggest a possible link to what is referred to in some circles as "receiving the holy spirit," some going so far as to suggest that they are, in fact, one and the same event, the latter simply reflecting a more polite way to refer to the former in the presence of children.)
"You know what that mouthy little B needs, don't you?"
"Yes, mama. To receive the holy spirit."
"Don't you DARE use that language in my house! What that little B needs is a five-hour dick down, that's what that little B needs!"
"Yes, mama."
"Well what are you standing here for, then? GO DICK THAT LITTLE B DOWN! And pick me up a bottle of Pepsi on your way back. Did I say five hours? Two is fine. The small bottle, not the jug. And regular Pepsi, none of the other crazy ones. Pepsi has lost its G-D mind.
BOY, I SAID GO!"
"Yes, mama. To receive the holy spirit."
"Don't you DARE use that language in my house! What that little B needs is a five-hour dick down, that's what that little B needs!"
"Yes, mama."
"Well what are you standing here for, then? GO DICK THAT LITTLE B DOWN! And pick me up a bottle of Pepsi on your way back. Did I say five hours? Two is fine. The small bottle, not the jug. And regular Pepsi, none of the other crazy ones. Pepsi has lost its G-D mind.
BOY, I SAID GO!"
by gwillikrz May 7, 2022
Get the dick down mug.Any unusually shaped dick with a large amount of bumps and nubs on it usually due to genetic deformities or other disease.
Can be very large and long with an abnormally large head, but usually short, thick and bumpy.
Can be very large and long with an abnormally large head, but usually short, thick and bumpy.
The guys at the gym laugh at my Dilly Dick that's loaded with bumps, but that's fine because I'm banging all their girlfriends regularly and women love my pickle shaped dick.
by Ridge man May 6, 2018
Get the Dilly Dick mug.In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.
by gymboy318 October 16, 2019
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