Girls who have dirty bongs

The sexiest women to walk the earth have the dirtiest bongs. Why? You ask. Well, let me tell you.

They aren’t afraid of getting, “down and dirty” if ya know what I mean. *wink*

Also, nothing can choke us. NOTHING. So get that grip harder momma.

Wow, girls who have dirty bongs are so sexy.

by Joannelily March 28, 2022

Dirty Crustass

The act of shitting in someone’s mouth, and then proceeding to smash their PC monitor and keyboard on the way out of their house, only to forget to wipe your ass.

“Hey man, I banged some girl last night.”
“Man, I bet you did a Dirty crustass!”

by OffGridd March 28, 2022

dirty balogna

balogna that has a special little hole filled with peanut butter. dick is inserted into the hole

I dont need a flesh light. I have a dirty balogna!

by Carpet_Pooper March 29, 2022

Dirty alarm clock

A woman standing over an alarm clock primed for 3:00AM while giving a blowjob and either cums or pisses on the alarm clock before the alarm goes off

"yo, once we went to my place we tried doin a " dirty alarm clock."

by Nnotbad March 29, 2022

Dirty door

1. When the door shuts on its own in your face

2. The door is on fire

3. The door falls on you

4. You and your partner get pegged by the door handles

1. "The door just did me dirty, stupid dirty door"

2. " I kid you not, its a dirty door."

3. " I dont know why, but the dirty door fell on me"

4. "I got so drunk i did a dirty door with my ex"

by Nnotbad March 29, 2022

Dirty roof

After finishing destroying a whore, they go on the roof, shit, and yell, "hey i fucked someone who's married!" Then realize who high they were after writing a definition for dirty roof.

Kay: who wrote this definition for dirty roof?
Nnotbad: not me
Jay: someone has done a dirty roof to me!
Kay: wtf

by Nnotbad March 29, 2022

Dirty keannie

Coming
So hard you bleed

I cumed so hard and blood came out, I hate dirty keannie

by anonymous January 23, 2022