Dirty Zeil

The act of putting menstrual blood into a condom and diarrhea into another condom, then stapling the two condoms to the nipples of a 47 inch tall dwarf and then cut small holes into them and milk the dwarf into a girls mouth and cum in her mouth too to create a smoothie. If you wish, you can then kiss the girl so that she can share the smoothie with you or you can let her have all of it.

Ethan: OMG I need to show this girl a good time. She's so hot!!!
Zeil: Hey, have you of my namesake the "Dirty Zeil?"

Ethan: No?? What is it?
Zeil: Get me a dwarf and two condoms and I'll show you how to have a good time!!

by AwesomeCoolGuy2026 March 17, 2025

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Dirty Fezzy

A sexual act in which a male is balls deep and then inserts both testicles.

I was balls deep last night and decided to give her a dirty fezzy. It takes going balls deep to the next level.

by Fezzy August 15, 2022

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Dirty Michaud

When you break up with your ex girlfriend with a dick (man with long hair) four times and then proceed to ask her to make you fail NNN. Then she (he) puts their dick in your ass and snorts pre workout off their man arms and then starts to jump around like a starving baboon.

I was talking to my friend last night and he was talking about his relationship, that retard pulled a Dirty Michaud

by Ilikegirldick January 23, 2025

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Dirty Desiree

When you have a vibrating egg in her pussy and you ass fuck her while controlling the egg via remote. She is a hot sexy desirable woman. You cum in her ass and then use a dildo in her ass to make her cum so hard her legs are twitching.

Get ready for a Dirty Desiree tonight.

by Desilicious January 17, 2024

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