My homework

A piece of crappy paper that teachers forcefully make you do so that you can suffer and have no time to even do any other crap and should be thrown into the pits of hell, infact im actually doing my homework while writing this.

Me:My homework is just a piece of bullsh*t

by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025

Grow inside my crumb

causing annoyance and anger

It's starting to grow inside my crumb

by Brvtuhbvruhbrtguurbg May 24, 2020

my joint backdrafted

When you take a hit on a joint and it flames up in the middle and the tip.

I took a hit and my joint backdrafted and nearly burnt my my lip.

by MaBH January 21, 2024

my jessie

My jessie mean she is Sasha’s one and only best friend and Sasha loves Jess lots and Jess loves Sasha lots. Jess is owned by Sasha and Sasha is owned by Jess

I love my jessie so much-

by Lengtingwag1 December 30, 2021

pulled a my dad

It's when someone leaves for a dumb reason or they just disappear without you knowing.

Kevin pulled a my dad before practice.

by thisguynoonecaresabout March 08, 2017

get off my trail

Similar to "get off my dick" and "get off my back", basically meaning stop following me or leave me alone.

"Yo bro aren't you broke?"

"Get off my trail"

Or

"Get off my trail and stop following me."

by GrimmjowJaegerjaquez2728 November 08, 2023

Toods My Dudes

A contraction of "toodles my dudes", "toods my dudes" is a declaration of intended departure from a social gathering containing one or more dudes or dudettes.

Alternate usage, "toodles my doodles" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

"Toods my dudes!"

by Hefty Waft January 18, 2023