1. Friend: Want to hear a funny joke?
Me: Eh. sure.
Friend: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
Me: lol (thinking "go die")
Friend: Haha see, that was so corny i could eat it! Haha
2. Friend: I had to have my penis removed
Me: lol
Friend: I'm so sad, what shud i do?
Me: lol
Me: Eh. sure.
Friend: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
Me: lol (thinking "go die")
Friend: Haha see, that was so corny i could eat it! Haha
2. Friend: I had to have my penis removed
Me: lol
Friend: I'm so sad, what shud i do?
Me: lol
by Pseudonym101lol May 7, 2011
Get the lolmug. 
Lol is a slang or shorter term for laughing out loud, mostly used online weird folks mostly use it in normal conversation a lot people those folks still use facebook or snapchat
Dave:hey Sydney you wanna go even after your break up
Sydney: no get out my room bro
Dave: lol then ill try mom then
Sydney: no get out my room bro
Dave: lol then ill try mom then
by Steve guttenburn December 29, 2016
Get the Lolmug. Originally it stood for Laughing Out Loud, but, similar to ‘literally’, over time the acronym has devolved into a basic response that has little meaning. Usually if you don’t know how else to respond you’d respond with ‘lol’.
It can sometimes be considered rude to simply reply to something with “lol” and nothing else, as seen in another definition.
Think of it like saying ‘mhm’ and nodding with your eyes glazed over in a conversation, and that’s what ‘lol’ is.
It can sometimes be considered rude to simply reply to something with “lol” and nothing else, as seen in another definition.
Think of it like saying ‘mhm’ and nodding with your eyes glazed over in a conversation, and that’s what ‘lol’ is.
“...And then I grabbed him and I said, ‘Jerry! This is the wrong bathroom’!”
“Lol”
“Wassup”
“Just studying lol. You?”
“Lol”
“Wassup”
“Just studying lol. You?”
by Auntie Cleo February 23, 2021
Get the Lolmug. A process on instant messenging by which a person can say or admit terrible things to his interlocutor while avoiding an immediate reaction.
Todd says : Yeh that was a great party !
"beginning of Lol sandwich"
Todd says : lol
Todd says : Hey, you know i kissed your girlfriend that night !
Todd says : lol
"End of lol sandwich"
Fred says : Yeh ! lol
Fred says : What... ?
"beginning of Lol sandwich"
Todd says : lol
Todd says : Hey, you know i kissed your girlfriend that night !
Todd says : lol
"End of lol sandwich"
Fred says : Yeh ! lol
Fred says : What... ?
by Frank lowell March 15, 2009
Get the Lol Sandwichmug. Stands for "laugh out loud", but most of the old or young people didn't even recognize it at all. (also noobs)
by quinnet December 19, 2021
Get the LOLmug.