e-gazump

(v.) (electronic gazumping) The act of sneakily outbidding someone on a timed internet auction. To e-gazump on e-bay, it is advised you wait until there is a mere 60 seconds left to bid (Refresh the page with the F5 button until you see the clock hit under 1 min) then place your bid. You should still have 10-20 seconds left when finished, which is usually not enough time for any other bidders to gazump you, since it is a timed auction.

Motherfucker! I got e-gazumped for a toilet seat that John Lennon used in 1978. The guy who wanted also placed a bid for the jar of Tom Cruise's snot and a SNES. I think I'll push the bidding up on those and spam his email addy.

by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004

E-Pussy

E-Pussy is a pussy pic. Ethernet pussy. A variation from edick.

Brody: i got some E-Pussy but I want some real ones

by Sam1d September 11, 2020

e-jump

To harass over the internet. Most commonly in a threatening manner.

Dude if you don't get out of this forum I'm gonna e-jump you.

by Tom4000 October 1, 2007

E-nagging

Persistently bothering others with trivial complaints via email. Sent to make the sender feel wise and useful, but in reality making the receiver simply roll their eyes.

A Jewish mother (aka Yenta) forwards an email to their child that she knows they have already received. This E-nagging makes her believe she is smart and useful, but in reality only makes the child feel like a dumbass.

by Kyle the Jewish Son March 15, 2011

e-cuber

E-cubers are cubers who solve virtual cubes. Their superiority is complemented by their faszt typing skills and lack of need for fingertricks. They are also insanely attractive, which is the reason for their fame on social media platforms.

Guy number 1: Man have you heard about e-cubing? That shit's insane man, you don't even need an actual cube.

Guy number 2: True! Plus those e-cubers are really fucking hot.

by 5.1pyrso December 11, 2020

e-wall

The point of the day where you're hit by the full amount of the emotional turmoil you've been holding back and slam head first into depression

Jon: " What's wrong with Tom he was working so hard a minute ago?"
Bill: "He finally hit the e-wall"

by Original Sparkstar April 20, 2018

E-Stroke

When chatting online and all of a sudden, you cant type.

Billy: Okiwwa kwwp tryng. OkAy*&&&/ I cwnt type1
Me: Billy, are you having an e-stroke?

by Luhnaynia January 9, 2012