When someone makes one too many "your face jokes" at a company BBQ the proper retaliation is for someone to pick a steak up off the grill and slap its hot juicyness right across your face. It is important to yell "steak slap" when performing a steak slap.
Nicole Kidman: "Hey Tom Cruz! Your face is scientiology!" Tom Cruz: (picks up steak from hot grill) "STEAK SLAP BIEOTCH!!!!!!!"
by Porcupine balls August 28, 2010
when you put a glob of hand sanitizer in your hand and pimp slap someone across the face possibly getting the hand sanitizer in their eyes or hair(its a bitch to get out)
by cpt.funbags January 04, 2008
by The BigNig October 10, 2019
by poonio June 05, 2009
The gatling slap or gatling-slap is a series of blindingly rapid slaps, usually applied to the face.
Somebody told me he liked DmC: Devil May Cry's commentary on how society is corrupt and how Obama is just a puppet, just like every other ruler. He also told me that the Illuminati are behind everything. I subsequently gatling slapped him like a true boss. Like Big Boss.
by WhiteWarlock September 30, 2013
When you ejaculate into your hand and slap somebody else with the hand you ejaculated into across the face.
"If you dont stfu im going to J-Slap you."
"Dude Amanda didnt shut the fuck up last night so i had to J-Slap her."
"Dude Amanda didnt shut the fuck up last night so i had to J-Slap her."
by CowNiggaBalls November 26, 2011
Slapping someone after they shaved. This is the same as slapping someone after they've had a haircut.
by CaptainGill March 18, 2011