Kyle

A guy who....

-Drinks Mountain Dew and Monster a lot (rip kidneys)
-Wears said merchandise
-Punches through drywall
-Shouts at you through the mic, is a total sweaty tryhard
-Plays Fortnite
-Acts tough on Tiktok or Snapchat, looks absolutely cringe instead.

-Learned how to act like a badass from his favorite anime

Me: Dude chill Kyle, it's just a game

Kyle: **Autistic screeching**

by TheExtremeEvoker May 21, 2020

Kyle Roth

The act of smooshing a swollen scrotum and small diddle out of the side of a red gstring that belonged your mothers, taking a photo and sending it to an unsuspecting female on the internet whilst wearing fishnets and thinking a glitchy female face filter will protect your identity.

Man, I totally gave this chick a Kyle Roth straight into her Facebook Messenger inbox.

by KR2024 March 4, 2024

Kyle

A Kyle is one of the sweetest, funniest, most patient, and most feeling guys in the whole world. The best Kyle’s have brown hair, gold hazel eyes, and super cool tattoos. Kyle’s smile is so powerful because they usually have had to brave a tough life. A Kyle is good at protecting himself because he has had to go through a lot. But you will always feel safe when you are with him because he will tell you he’ll protect you and you can feel it. A Kyle is a free spirit, naturally charming, and very creative. Honestly, once you meet a Kyle you’ll always compare every other guy to him and no one will ever measure up. Kyles are usually very playful and you’ll see that glimmer in his eye. If that isn’t there, you know something is up but he’ll do his best to play it down. Just know if you meet a Kyle he is going to steal your heart and you won’t be able to forget his beautiful soul and how much you’d like to kiss him. You might never get the chance because it is so fun to talk to a Kyle that hours pass by like minutes and you could keep talking with him forever. A Kyle is a mystery though and his calming voice will slow down time like magic. Be careful though because a Kyle will leave you missing him forever and your heart might just break because of how much you miss him. There is something incredibly sexy about a Kyle but he’ll probably make you feel so shy that it’s hard to show him how much you want him.

If you miss a Kyle, best of luck.

by thoughtfool November 12, 2024

Kyle

Smells like poop virgin

Hi kyle

by Lmaooaoao July 17, 2021

Kyle

An absolute dick who tries to show off his knowledge but fails miserably.

Kyle: "Did you know that the first 3 digits of Pi are 4.19?"
Girl 1: "You're a fucking idiot."
Teacher: "Yup."

by UrMom74 April 23, 2020

Kyle

fucking dick, egotistical, snaggle tooth, monkey, big ears and all!!!!!!!!! inadequate dick game. liar.

bro you are such a kyle

by bdog300000 February 18, 2022

Kyle

Kyle a guy who likes to talk to multiple girls at once, he usually goes for girls his age but he doesn’t mind once he finds a girl he dirty talks them untell they are uncomfortable or they block him, Kyle is very persistent but still very sexy and irresistible, Kyle’s usually workout a lot and look like they take steroids, if you know a Kyle they usually can’t pull a cone and talk a fuck ton of shit abt people who can

Girl 1: ew, is that Kyle?
Girl 2: RUN! He’s in a white van!

by Kylesdaddy69 ;) October 15, 2021