Thomas had the biggest shlong of all time his pp alone weighs 60 pounds and he still swings it around, talk about three legs.
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kid 1: "You see the St. Thomas Aquinas High School game last weekend?"
kid 2: "no, what happend?"
kid 1: "they smoked St. Lames!"
kid 2: "no, what happend?"
kid 1: "they smoked St. Lames!"
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