Red Ring Of Death

The worst nightmare you would ever have back in the day on the original XBOX 360 in it's launch. Trust me, it's fucking painful if you ask me, it happened to me one time I got the old 360 few days after Christmas. This was due to the rushed launch of the 360, or just buying a used one that may have already gotten the dreaded red ring.
This was (thankfully) solved with Microsoft holding a 3 Year warranty for repairs on the console. Well now we are in 2017, if you have this problem now and you had it for about what, 10 years? You are screwed. Or you can just buy a slim 360 which won't break down on you. So I guess you are not boned after all.
"Fuck, my game froze." *notices Red Ring Of Death* "FUCK!!!"
by That2000'sKid March 09, 2017
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Segregation Rings

A euphemism for the New York Yankees’ 27 championships indicating their insignificance in the modern baseball era.
Person 1: We have 27 rings, that’s way more than your team has.
Person 2: No one cares about your segregation rings bro.
by David Donald June 23, 2024
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Going through the third ring

SuffeRING

A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering
It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.

I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.
by MartianMenace October 09, 2023
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the devil's dirty ring

When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.
man I've been wearing the same boxers for 4 days, I got the devil's dirty ring!
by Kitty=^^= October 06, 2021
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the devil's dirty ring

When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.
man I've been wearing the same boxers for 4 days, I got the devil's dirty ring!
by Kitty=^^= October 06, 2021
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ring shagger

To have sex whilst using a cock ring for his pleasure; to masturbate while using a cock ring
Guy 1:"Did you hear what I saw Kyle doing at the party last weekend?"
Guy 2:"Nah, what he do?"
Guy 1:"I caught him pulling a ring shagger in the upstairs bathroom..."
by cancerkiller666 April 20, 2020
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Ring Around the Moon

More or less, when someone doesn't wipe well enough after a poo.
I went to pay attention to her bicycle spoke, but she had a ring around the moon.
by ProbablyErin October 09, 2014
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