Porn that usually depicts an individual (or individuals) with excessive amounts of body hair around the genitalia, legs, arms/pits, and/or chest. Source material can involve tame things such as vanilla sex with hairy people or a hairy person just masturbating to some weird ass shit like licking/sucking on the hair.
Chances are if you're into this, you grew up watching waaaaaaaaaaaaayy too much Star Wars & thought it was a good idea to hook up with Chewbacca or an Ewok at some point.
Please do not do this.
Chances are if you're into this, you grew up watching waaaaaaaaaaaaayy too much Star Wars & thought it was a good idea to hook up with Chewbacca or an Ewok at some point.
Please do not do this.
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