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Napolitanoian Ice Cream

A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.
Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.

Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!
by Igor Debull Rener August 18, 2010
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Fire and Ice Crotch

A red-headed female that also happens to be a total bitch.
Dude A: Hey, I'm so psyched for my date with Annabeth tonite!
Dude B: You should reconsider man, she's a total fire and ice crotch.
by Devil Hater January 21, 2010
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Caramel Ice Cream

A sexy, juicy, light chocalate, caramel, bodacious, beautiful, bootiful, bootylicious, tasty, cutie, yum yum, apple clitlickerishous, black female. Sometimes are racist just like on the movie School Days. And Sometimes are original and luv being black.
Example 1 Oooh Shittttttttt, Look at that Caramel Ice Cream walkin' down the street. She fine.

Example 2 Ayooooo!!!!!!!!!!, I just got cock-blocked by some Caramel Ice Cream. Da Bitch was talkin' bout I wasn't light or white enuff. I wanted ta jam my cock right in her butt, and spill my "Nutz On Her Chin".
by bigmaneastside August 22, 2011
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Cooler than ice

Mate your car is cooler than ice
That Joe cushion is cooler than ice
by Liv_ingitup October 15, 2018
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Ice cream seasons

When the girl or person you think is cute isn't old enough so you have to wait a few more ice cream seasons.
I'll give you a few more ice cream seasons.
by Simmerin is Settlin down January 26, 2020
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ice cream sesh

a ice cream sesh is when u sit with ur mates and eat ice cream while listening to sad music and talk about what’s happening in live and u usually do this at night. me and my mates eat ice cream and listen to xxxtentacion and talk about our guy problems and spill tea and we usually cry at bit and make our bed or couch really comfortable and put pillows and blankets down and after awhile u turn the music off and watch tv and it’s the best thing to do with mates.

me and a mate made this up and love it
depressed mate: hey wanna have a ice cream sesh?
mate: yea sure, come over to mine for the night?
depressed mate: yea i’ll bring the ice cream

mate: sweet i’ll make the bed really comfortable and i’ll put the music on
depressed mate: sweet
by mad.hoe January 13, 2020
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Alabama ice pop

When your cousin pees into a condom and freezes it overnight and you cut the ends and share it with your sibling
It was really hot, so my sister and I had an Alabama ice pop
by Herpesbacon January 25, 2017
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