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angry jim

An individual who knows no limits, both morally and socially. A enigmatic fusion of affability and nonchalance that charms and frustrates in equal measure. He bangs in the goals and pulls all the birds, despite wearing his grandad's hand-me-down jumper purchased from Q&A in 1975. Has to grow a beard to look a day over 14, and thinks he's a baller despite growing up in Surrey and having Taylor Swift on his iTunes.
He's gone and done an Angry Jim. Drinking pina coladas in a sombrero at a funeral.
by AJ1000000 April 18, 2018
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angry birds

frick those pigs we are angry birds
by piece of soup June 11, 2020
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Angry Dome

Filatio performed by an individual who is emotionally frustrated/angry/upset
"Hey, man, heard you got into a fight with your girl"
"Yeah, but she gave me that angry dome though, so it all worked out."
by Gusca February 5, 2022
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Angry Squidward

When you're performing oral sex on a male- and you bite down on the shaft, punch the recipient in the testicles, and insert a clarinet into their anus
"my date with Joanie ended in disaster. I thought everything was going great until we went back to my place and she gave me the Angry Squidward. I had to go to the hospital to get the clarinet removed"
by Clit commander. December 12, 2024
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angry goldfish

Oral sex performed with a mouthful of chewed up crackers, preferably of the goldfish brand, but any cracker will work
That freak gave me an angry goldfish! She salty as fuck!
by Pauljamal May 7, 2018
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Angry Pirate

Angry PirateWhen you kick her in the shin and spunk in her eye
For example: He gave her the angry pirate... She left him and never made contact with him again.
by Oof Oof Roblox October 22, 2017
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Angry finger

The finger that makes people become pissed off
Kelly turns moody when Dan shows her the angry finger
by Whitelines84 February 19, 2023
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