by Ninja1992 October 28, 2013
Get the taylor howarthmug. A man whose parents thought he was a girl and picked this name. They thought he was a girl because of how truly tiny his penis is. He would give anything to be a girl! His IQ is at least one standard deviation below norm. He talks like a Valley Girl despite being from the East coast. He knew he’d have to marry right out of college on account of how tiny his little peen is. He wants to marry for money, but will probably marry someone who works for a non-profit, and then pretend to be confused by the concept of money. Worse than his stupidity though is his laziness. He thinks because his Grandpa was a doctor that makes him a genius, not recognizing he was given every opportunity and all he has to show for it are a few floaters on the toilet. Worse tho than all of the above is how incredibly mean and vindictive he is—especially to women. You won’t be surprised that he’s gay because his hatred of women is palpable. Also to picture his parents bumping uglies is the ugliest site in the world. Also his gimpy arms and legs and would benefit from having his clothing tailored (ha) because his appendages, like his penis, are hobbit-like. Stupid, selfish, spoiled, obnoxious, lazy and mean.
I don’t want to wipe my own asshole, I’m a Taylor!
I made a BM on the toilet I’m a big boy now (at 28 years old) I’m a Tay! That’s short for Taylor
I made a BM on the toilet I’m a big boy now (at 28 years old) I’m a Tay! That’s short for Taylor
by Big hiney January 26, 2022
Get the Taylormug. Taylors are the most loving caring human beings on the planet if you have a taylor in your life never let them go because if you do your gonna regret for the rest of your life shes the most loyal and trustworthy person and taylor's are the realest most genuine person you'll be proud and make a lot of people jealous by saying shes your best friend
taylors my bestfriend
by gangnem34 November 24, 2021
Get the taylormug. Maddison Taylor has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. She will do embarrassing things to impress a boy. She loves attention and will do anything to get it. But most importantly she is gorgeous and doesn’t know it
by Allison Jjoa May 16, 2019
Get the Maddison Taylormug. A nice girl who often is grumpy about something. She likes shipping you with your best friend just to annoy you. They joke saying they are a celeb, only to make people laugh. They like dead memes and scream “HOYA” out of nowhere. While the teacher is talking. In all, Taylor is a nice but annoying girl.
by morgan, hates communism March 24, 2022
Get the Taylormug. The ugliest most funkiest most fugliest person you’ll ever meet. They always have brown hair and smell like shit. Beware if you meet a Taylor.
by bigbootyjudy00 July 23, 2022
Get the Taylormug.