Cripple Slap

when someone who is crippled, gives you a nice solid slap.

Dude! You just cripple slapped me!

by cosisondogs April 10, 2010

Slapping the Salad

Masturbating

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!

by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017

splooge slap

to ejaculate in your hand and bitchslap your friend in the face as a dirty prank

person 1: "yo brah!"
person 2: "what?"
*splooge slap*
person 1: "hahaha"
person 2: "why wuld you do that!?"
*person 2 throws up*

by dragonboysuede December 3, 2010

marshmallow slap

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and smacking someone in the face.

hands ejaculating smacking marshmallow slap

by SatansBestFriend September 29, 2013

J-Slap

When you ejaculate into your hand and slap somebody else with the hand you ejaculated into across the face.

"If you dont stfu im going to J-Slap you."

"Dude Amanda didnt shut the fuck up last night so i had to J-Slap her."

by CowNiggaBalls November 25, 2011

slapping the hog

Masturbation. Beating your meat

I caught Lex slapping the hog. Sicko badicko!!!

by Skates January 22, 2014

Dunn slap

a small bald australian man who shouts "wow" alot

that nerd was a right dunn slap.....

by poonio June 5, 2009